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Bizarre Pet and Chicken Accessories from AliExpress: Helmets, Leashes, and Muscle Arms

Antonio NEMCD Author
Published Mar 27, 2022 · 3 min

Nowadays you can buy almost anything online – especially the most unexpected novelty items. Surprisingly, some of those bizarre finds turn out to be genuinely practical, even if you never knew they existed. On AliExpress, for instance, there is an entire lineup of hilarious accessories for chickens and roosters that instantly turn an ordinary backyard bird into a social media star.

Chicken walking harness with leashMesh harness with a matching leash for walking chickens and roosters

Take the chicken harness and leash complete with a tiny bow tie on the chest. How could you possibly do without one? After all, a hen might misbehave and get out of hand during a casual stroll down the avenue.

Chicken Harnesses, Leashes, and Practical Hen Saddles

At first glance, a $3 mesh vest with a leash looks like pure comedy. Yet among urban backyard chicken keepers who treat their hens as pets, harnesses are actually used to let birds explore a yard or park safely without darting into traffic or hiding under parked cars.

Poultry keepers also rely on a closely related practical item: hen saddles (or chicken aprons). These fabric covers protect a hen’s back feathers and skin from rough roosters and help birds recover cleanly during molting.

Miniature Motorcycle Helmets for Tough Roosters

Miniature protective helmets for chickensA collection of mini protective motorcycle helmets for a fearless rooster

If a harness isn’t enough, sellers also offer miniature motorcycle helmets sized for chickens, quail, and pigeons – decorated with cartoon tigers, flames, camo patterns, or ladybugs. You could give your bird a fresh look every day of the week.

These tiny helmets blew up across TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Instagram Reels. Weighing just a few grams with a soft elastic chin strap, they can offer a bit of playful bump protection, though almost everyone buys them for funny photo shoots (just be sure the strap is loose and never leave a helmet on unsupervised).

Clip-On Muscle Arms: The Ultimate Viral Gag

Clip-on muscle arms for a chickenClip-on bodybuilder muscle arms: the viral social media hit for chicken photo shoots

Then there is an accessory built purely for laughs: molded or 3D-printed bodybuilder arms connected by a lightweight wire collar. Slip it around a bird’s neck, and a calm backyard hen suddenly looks like an angry action-movie bouncer.

As the chicken struts across the lawn or leans down to peck at feed, the oversized fists swing naturally with every step. Even AliExpress sellers openly advertise the gag toy as a way to “make your chicken viral,” alongside spin-off versions shaped like tiny T-Rex arms.

Exotic Pets on a Leash: Walking an Alligator

Alligator on a leash at the beachVIP stroll: a pet alligator wearing a shirt, sunglasses, and a harness

A dog, cat, ferret, or even a raccoon on a leash barely turns heads anymore, whereas a chicken in a harness or helmet is guaranteed to stop passersby in their tracks.

And internet humor goes even further with classic viral photos like a beach stroll featuring an alligator dressed in a yellow polo shirt and sunglasses – pure Florida meme energy. In reality, keeping crocodilians is dangerous and heavily restricted without special permits in most places, so it is much safer to stick with harmless backyard comedy and a chicken in muscle arms.

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