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Such Touching Spam: A Romantic Email That Really Wants Your Data

Antonio NEMCD Author
Published Jul 8, 2008 · 4 min

While browsing through my Spam folder one evening, I stumbled across an unexpectedly touching email. At first glance it reads like a genuine cry from the heart – even though the real goal behind a mass mailing like this is rarely as romantic as it sounds.

Glowing translucent envelope with a heart and daisy floating above a laptop keyboardA touching email in the Spam folder – warm wrapping over an ordinary mass mailing

More likely, a message like this has a very practical purpose: collecting live replies along with personal details – real email addresses, photos, age, and life stories. Databases like that are valuable for targeted spam or social engineering later on. What do you make of it? Share your guesses in the comments.

The Email from the Spam Folder

If you are a woman, a child, a married man, or a man who is not looking for a partner – I apologize that this email reached you. There is no need to read further.

Hi! I am 35 years old, I have lived in Moscow for three years, and I realized there is simply no other way to let the capital know I exist!

Life in a big city comes down to endless work and the commute to work. I have already looked around at the office – the Man of My Dreams clearly works somewhere else. And you probably know just as well as I do what the daily commute is like. Amid all that rush and crowding, among gray, gloomy, sleep-deprived, exhausted faces, I still have not seen Him.

Dating sites… That is a whole separate topic we could discuss another time. I clearly will not reach my goal there. The Internet lets people hide their name, face, age, marital status, and even gender! It feels as though grown adults are still playing like children. Cruel children, playing games with cruel rules. I do not like those rules. And the kind of man I am looking for would hardly want to show up there either. So how could he ever find my profile among millions of others?

Marriage agencies. I have never tried them myself, yet judging by reviews they were created not to unite people in marriage, but to charge women trying to build a personal life – for listing a profile, a stylist, a photographer, and so on.

That is why I decided to try another path. I am sending this letter to 2 million addresses (once again, my apologies to anyone annoyed by mass mailings) hoping it reaches the one and only recipient I need – I do not need anyone else.

About me: 35 years old, tall (170 cm), attractive appearance, easygoing personality, analytical mindset, rich life experience, able to overcome difficulties, high yet realistic goals, financially independent.

I will not overload this letter with unnecessary details. Anyone genuinely interested can learn more in personal correspondence. Please describe yourself, your life principles and priorities in your reply, and attach a photo. My address…

Why Messages Like This Get Sent

At first glance the letter hits the emotional mark: no loud ads, written in fluent human language, and framed as a direct appeal to one specific person. Yet that exact formula works remarkably well for harvesting confirmed, active email addresses and detailed personal profiles:

Reading a personal-sounding spam letter on a laptop by a window at nightA letter in the Spam folder looks like a genuine story, but works as a reply collector

  • Live confirmation – the recipient writes back voluntarily, proving the inbox is active and carefully read.
  • Personal data – asking for a bio, life priorities, and a photo builds a ready-made profile for future spam campaigns or scams.
  • Trustworthy tone – having no links or attachments helps slip past basic spam filters and lowers the reader’s guard.

P.S. Still, a fraction of a percent always remains: what if the story really was true, and someone genuinely found his future wife in the Spam folder? :-)

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